posts-that-only-suck-a-little:
every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
can the united states just chill for one day
bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
(via e-motionallyslutty)
